Best quotes to send by SMS
Marilyn Manson There are people accusing me that I'm sick, that I'm a danger to morals, western civilization and basically everything under the sun. And they've got these wild stories about me, completely off the wall, completely untrue. They thought them up and it make
Author: Marilyn Manson

Thomas Carlyle That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I call a tragedy.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

John Kenneth Galbraith The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Voltaire There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.
Author: Voltaire

Joseph Baretti I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
Author: Joseph Baretti

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
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Rabbit jokes What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny
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Rabbit jokes What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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