The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
Author: William Ralph Inge

The words 'I am...' are potent words; be careful what you hitch them to. The thing you're claiming has a way of reaching back and claiming you.
Author: A. L. Kitselman

The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
Author: Margaret Millar

The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
Author: Ivy Baker Priest

Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
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Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
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Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
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