The words 'I am...' are potent words; be careful what you hitch them to. The thing you're claiming has a way of reaching back and claiming you.
Author: A. L. Kitselman

The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
Author: Margaret Millar

The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
Author: Ivy Baker Priest

I never set out to write a book to change women's lives, to change history. It's like, 'Who, me?' Yes, me. I did it. And I'm not that different from other women. ... Maybe my power and glory was that I could speak my truth as a woman and it was the truth
Author: Betty Friedan

Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
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Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
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Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
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The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. "Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!" "Honestly?" The politician's smiled faded. "Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like this?"
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