Best quotes to send by SMS
Homer The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
Author: Homer

Bias The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Author: Bias

Voltaire It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Author: Voltaire

Ralph Waldo Emerson The world belongs to the energetic.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

David M. Ogilvy Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

The best jokes to send by SMS
Political jokes Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
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Political jokes Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Political jokes Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.
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Political jokes Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
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Political jokes Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
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