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Ernest Hemingway The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Margaret Millar Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
Author: Margaret Millar

Ivy Baker Priest The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
Author: Ivy Baker Priest

Betty Friedan I never set out to write a book to change women's lives, to change history. It's like, 'Who, me?' Yes, me. I did it. And I'm not that different from other women. ... Maybe my power and glory was that I could speak my truth as a woman and it was the truth
Author: Betty Friedan

Dick Cavett It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Author: Dick Cavett

The best jokes to send by SMS
Political jokes Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
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Political jokes The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. "Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!" "Honestly?" The politician's smiled faded. "Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like this?"
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Political jokes Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
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Political jokes Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
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Political jokes Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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