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H. L. Mencken The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured of one error, is usually si
Author: H. L. Mencken

Dr. Seuss I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Rosa Parks Our mistreatment was just not right, and I was tired of it.
Author: Rosa Parks

Napoleon Bonaparte Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

Miss Piggy Never eat more than you can lift.
Author: Miss Piggy

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Political jokes What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
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Political jokes A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
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Political jokes One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
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Political jokes Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
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Political jokes Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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