The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die.
Author: Edward M. Kennedy

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
Author: Robertson Davies

The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
Author: Tom Morris

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
Author: Harry S Truman

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.
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When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook. When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear annihilation. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan had nothing to do with it. Because if that fool Reagan was right all along... ...what kind of fool am I?
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Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. "I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said. "I don't know any of them." "I feel the same way," the second man said. "Only I know them all."
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Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment. A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra lightbulb.
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Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes