Our mistreatment was just not right, and I was tired of it.
Author: Rosa Parks

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

Never eat more than you can lift.
Author: Miss Piggy

The world stands aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going.
Author: David Starr Jordan

The worst derangement of the spirit is to believe things because we want them to be so, not because we have seen them for what they are.
Author: Jacques Bossuet

Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"
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A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?" "What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Senate?" "Well no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. But listen, I'm really in a bind so I'm going to have to trust you anyway."
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Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.
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Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."
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