I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."
Author: Quincy Jones

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
Author: Bible

The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
Author: Hazrat Inayat Khan

Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
Author: Titus Livius

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick

It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.
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Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.
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Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes