The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to oppression; the high minded, from disdain and indignation at abusive power in unworthy hands.
Author: Edmund Burke

In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
Author: Mark Twain

The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless.
Author: Paul Johnson

The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured of one error, is usually si
Author: H. L. Mencken

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.
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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
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Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.
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Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.
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Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.
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