The world belongs to the energetic.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
Author: Margaret Mead

The world knows of Rosa Parks because of a single, simple act of dignity and courage that struck a lethal blow to the foundations of legal bigotry.
Author: Bill Clinton

Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other boys said, "Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!" The last boy said, "Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!"
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I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting."
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Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.
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If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!
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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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