The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.
Author: Roseanne Barr

The world only goes round by misunderstanding.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

The world will change for the better when people decide they are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the way the world is, and decide to change themselves.
Author: Sidney Madwed

The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was; and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.
Author: Bible

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? " Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, " I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes