Best quotes to send by SMS
Betty Friedan Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves.
Author: Betty Friedan

Lois McMaster Bujold The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Cicero The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity; and brutes by instinct.
Author: Cicero

Euripides I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of the Muses; I have been versed in the reasonings of men; but Fate is stronger than anything I have known.
Author: Euripides

Edward M. Kennedy The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die.
Author: Edward M. Kennedy

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.
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Political jokes Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
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Political jokes Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.
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Political jokes Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
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Political jokes "Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. I'm a Republican."
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