Best quotes to send by SMS
King Farouk of Egypt The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
Author: King Farouk of Egypt

Homer The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
Author: Homer

Bias The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Author: Bias

Voltaire It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Author: Voltaire

Ralph Waldo Emerson The world belongs to the energetic.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Political jokes Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.
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Political jokes Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.
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Political jokes Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
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Political jokes Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Political jokes Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.
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