The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity; and brutes by instinct.
Author: Cicero

I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of the Muses; I have been versed in the reasonings of men; but Fate is stronger than anything I have known.
Author: Euripides

The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die.
Author: Edward M. Kennedy

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
Author: Robertson Davies

Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.
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Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
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"Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. I'm a Republican."
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Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
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Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
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