Best quotes to send by SMS
Vida D. Scudder It is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.
Author: Vida D. Scudder

King Farouk of Egypt The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
Author: King Farouk of Egypt

Homer The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
Author: Homer

Bias The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Author: Bias

Voltaire It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Author: Voltaire

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
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Pig jokes Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
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Pig jokes Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
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Political jokes Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.
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Political jokes Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.
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