In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
Author: Mark Twain

The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless.
Author: Paul Johnson

The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured of one error, is usually si
Author: H. L. Mencken

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Our mistreatment was just not right, and I was tired of it.
Author: Rosa Parks

Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.
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Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.
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Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.
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Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!
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What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
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