Best quotes to send by SMS

The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.
Author: Charles Darwin
Person to person, moment to moment, as we love, we change the world.
Author: Samahria Lyte Kaufman
The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.
Author: Mexican Proverb
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
Author: P. B. Medawar
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Author: Konrad Lorenz
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cat
!
Cat who ?
Cat you understand !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celery
!
Celery who ?
Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chad
!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Checkmate
!
Checkmate who ?
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in
the bank !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chest
!
Chest who ?
Chest-nuts for sale !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes