The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Author: Bill Cosby

The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

The wages of sin are unreported.
Author: Unknown

The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Author: Omar Bradley

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
Author: Walt Disney

What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores? "Stop "N Slop Markets"
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?' Painless Porker.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes