The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Author: Gustave Flaubert

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Author: Bertrand Russell

I think we might be going a bridge too far.
Author: Sir Frederick Browning

I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.
Author: Chris Rapier

I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."
Author: Quincy Jones

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes