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David M. Ogilvy Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

Margaret Mead I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
Author: Margaret Mead

Bill Clinton The world knows of Rosa Parks because of a single, simple act of dignity and courage that struck a lethal blow to the foundations of legal bigotry.
Author: Bill Clinton

Titus Maccius Plautus Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

John Blake The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
Author: John Blake

The best jokes to send by SMS
Political jokes If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!
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Political jokes Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Political jokes Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"
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Political jokes A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father." "That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!"
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Political jokes A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats, too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air. There was one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a liberal Democrat." "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" "Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl. The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she is a conservative Republican. "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too." The teacher, now angry, loudly says, "That's no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron? What would you be then?" The teacher paused and smiled. "Then," Lucy said, "I'd be a liberal Democrat."
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