The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity; and brutes by instinct.
Author: Cicero

I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of the Muses; I have been versed in the reasonings of men; but Fate is stronger than anything I have known.
Author: Euripides

The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die.
Author: Edward M. Kennedy

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
Author: Robertson Davies

The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
Author: Tom Morris

"Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. I'm a Republican."
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Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
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Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
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Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.
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Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.
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