The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
Author: Homer

The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Author: Bias

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Author: Voltaire

The world belongs to the energetic.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
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Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.
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Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
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Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
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