Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible The heart knoweth his own bitterness.
Author: Bible

Japanese Proverb If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Willa Cather The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or a woman.
Author: Willa Cather

Homer It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go, and to keep one back who is eager. You ought to make welcome the present guest, and send forth the one who wishes to go.
Author: Homer

William Shakespeare My library Was dukedom large enough.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !
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