Best quotes to send by SMS

The heart knoweth his own bitterness.
Author: Bible
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Author: Japanese Proverb
The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or a woman.
Author: Willa Cather
It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go, and to keep one back who is eager. You ought to make welcome the present guest, and send forth the one who wishes to go.
Author: Homer
My library
Was dukedom large enough.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe
!
Canoe who ?
Canoe come out and play with me ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caroline
!
Caroline who ?
Caroline of rope with you !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cartoon
!
Cartoon who ?
Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castor
!
Castor who ?
Castorblanca !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Catskills
!
Catskills who ?
Catskills mice !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes