I think we might be going a bridge too far.
Author: Sir Frederick Browning

I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.
Author: Chris Rapier

I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."
Author: Quincy Jones

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
Author: Bible

The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
Author: Hazrat Inayat Khan

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
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Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen.
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Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.
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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.
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It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.
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