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Anatole France The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
Author: Anatole France

Aaron Copland The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.'
Author: Aaron Copland

Bible The wicked flee when no man pursueth.
Author: Bible

William Feather The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity by a nation's proverbs, fables, folk sayings and quotations.
Author: William Feather

William Ralph Inge The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
Author: William Ralph Inge

The best jokes to send by SMS
Pig jokes Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
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Pig jokes Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
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Pig jokes What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."
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Pig jokes What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.
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Pig jokes The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
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