I'm a born-again atheist.
Author: Gore Vidal

The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable at first, and deadly afterwards.
Author: Walter Bagehot

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves.
Author: Betty Friedan

The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
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Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes