If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a fact - not to be solved, but to be coped with over time.
Author: Shimon Peres

I'm a born-again atheist.
Author: Gore Vidal

The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable at first, and deadly afterwards.
Author: Walter Bagehot

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves.
Author: Betty Friedan

Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
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Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"
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Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
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Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes