The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Author: Bias

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Author: Voltaire

The world belongs to the energetic.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
Author: Margaret Mead

Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.
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Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
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Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
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Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.
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Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other boys said, "Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!" The last boy said, "Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!"
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