Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.
Author: Margaret Cho

The way to final freedom is within thy self.
Author: The Book of the Golden Precepts

The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn't behave that way you would never do anything.
Author: John Irving

It is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.
Author: Vida D. Scudder

The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
Author: King Farouk of Egypt

Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting.
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Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.
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Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.
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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes