The wages of sin are unreported.
Author: Unknown

The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Author: Omar Bradley

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
Author: Walt Disney

The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Author: Gustave Flaubert

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
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Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees.
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Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
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Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.
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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
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