I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

The wind bloweth where it listeth.
Author: Bible

The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to oppression; the high minded, from disdain and indignation at abusive power in unworthy hands.
Author: Edmund Burke

In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
Author: Mark Twain

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes