I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

The wind bloweth where it listeth.
Author: Bible

The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to oppression; the high minded, from disdain and indignation at abusive power in unworthy hands.
Author: Edmund Burke

In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
Author: Mark Twain

The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless.
Author: Paul Johnson

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes