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Bible The wind bloweth where it listeth.
Author: Bible

Edmund Burke The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to oppression; the high minded, from disdain and indignation at abusive power in unworthy hands.
Author: Edmund Burke

Mark Twain In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
Author: Mark Twain

Paul Johnson The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless.
Author: Paul Johnson

H. L. Mencken The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured of one error, is usually si
Author: H. L. Mencken

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Political jokes Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
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Political jokes Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
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Political jokes Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.
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Political jokes A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
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Political jokes Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.
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