The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
Author: Quintilian

The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth.
Author: William O. Douglas

The way we distinguish ourselves is by showing our individuality.
Author: Alissa Camahort

The welfare of the people is the ultimate law. (Salus Populi Suprema Est Lex)
Author: Cicero

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!
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When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
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Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!
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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!
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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat.
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