The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Author: Omar Bradley

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
Author: Walt Disney

The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Author: Gustave Flaubert

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
Author: Bertrand Russell

I think we might be going a bridge too far.
Author: Sir Frederick Browning

Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes