The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable at first, and deadly afterwards.
Author: Walter Bagehot

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves.
Author: Betty Friedan

The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity; and brutes by instinct.
Author: Cicero

I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of the Muses; I have been versed in the reasonings of men; but Fate is stronger than anything I have known.
Author: Euripides

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes