The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
Author: Paula Poundstone

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
Author: William Hazlitt

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid.
Author: Lady Bird Johnson

The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
Author: Anatole France

The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.'
Author: Aaron Copland

Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes