I can't tell if a straw ever saved a drowning man, but I know that a mere glance is enough to make despair pause. For in truth we who are creatures of impulse are creatures of despair.
Author: Joseph Conrad

The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become endurable as you parade through each day convinced that every task, no matter how menial or boring, brings you closer
Author: Og Mandino

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
Author: Paula Poundstone

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
Author: William Hazlitt

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid.
Author: Lady Bird Johnson

What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.
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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.
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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?
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Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.
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Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!
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