Best quotes to send by SMS

The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith
The harvest truly is plenteous, but the laborers are few.
Author: Bible
The heart knoweth his own bitterness.
Author: Bible
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Author: Japanese Proverb
The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or a woman.
Author: Willa Cather
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bumbry
!
Bumbry who ?
Bumbry tuna !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bush
!
Bush who ?
Bush your money where your mouth is !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Byron
!
Byron who ?
Byron new suit !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caitlin
!
Caitlin who ?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them
!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Camila
!
Camila who ?
Camila minute !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes