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I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't luckily have to bother about that.
Author: Agatha Christie

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Author: George Burns

I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
Author: Carl Sagan

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent.
Author: Dr. Seuss

I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.
Author: Ayn Rand

Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
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Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !
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