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Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when?
Author: Rabbi Hillel

I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
Author: Herodotus

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Author: Lyman Beecher

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
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Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes