Best quotes to send by SMS

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Author: Johnny Carson
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Author: Niels Bohr
Never find your delight in another's misfortune.
Author: Publilius Syrus
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Author: Stephen Leacock
Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.
Author: Izaak Walton
The best jokes to send by SMS

Peek-a-Boo! by
I. C. Hugh
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The
Art of Button-collecting by
Zipporah Broaken
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Silence
is Golden by Xavier Brethe
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One Hundred
Metres to the Bus Stop, by
Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty
Wont
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I'm
Absolutely Certain by R. U.
Sure
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