Best quotes to send by SMS
Johnny Carson Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Author: Johnny Carson

Niels Bohr Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Author: Niels Bohr

Publilius Syrus Never find your delight in another's misfortune.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Stephen Leacock I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Author: Stephen Leacock

Izaak Walton Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.
Author: Izaak Walton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Book title jokes Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh
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Book title jokes The Art of Button-collecting by Zipporah Broaken
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Book title jokes Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe
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Book title jokes One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
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Book title jokes I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure
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