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God help those who do not help themselves.
Author: Wilson Mizner

God is always on the side of the big battalions.
Author: Voltaire

God is really only another artist, he made the elephant, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas.
Author: Pablo Picasso

God must become an activity in our consciousness.
Author: Joel S. Goldsmith

God, I dont have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in you may be seasonal, but my faithfulness will not. I will follow in the way of Christ. I will act as though my life and the lives of others matter. I will love. I have no greater gift to of
Author: Real Live Preacher

Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.
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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.
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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
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