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What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it?
Author: Henry Miller

What greater grief than the loss of one's native land.
Author: Euripides

What I dream of is an art of balance.
Author: Henri Matisse

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Author: Woody Allen

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Author: Aristotle

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
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Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
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