Best quotes to send by SMS

Good food ends with good talk.
Author: Geoffrey Neighor
Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous patience.
Author: Hyman Rickover
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
Author: Clarence Thomas
Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure.
Author: William Saroyan
Good writing takes more than just time; it wants your best moments and the best of you.
Author: Real Live Preacher
The best jokes to send by SMS

If doors
have a website shouldn't
windows have one too?
We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What do builders use to make
websites?
Com.crete.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Why do you keep going back to that fishing
website?
I can't help it, I'm hooked.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
My dog likes to sit down each evening and
surf the
Net.
What an intelligent animal!
Not really, it took
the cat three weeks to teach him.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
surfing
the Net?
The www.izard of Oz.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes