Best quotes to send by SMS
Geoffrey Neighor Good food ends with good talk.
Author: Geoffrey Neighor

Hyman Rickover Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous patience.
Author: Hyman Rickover

Clarence Thomas Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
Author: Clarence Thomas

William Saroyan Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure.
Author: William Saroyan

Real Live Preacher Good writing takes more than just time; it wants your best moments and the best of you.
Author: Real Live Preacher

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
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Internet jokes What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
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Internet jokes Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.
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Internet jokes My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
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Internet jokes Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
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