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No man who know aught can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free.
Author: John Milton

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Author: Lily Tomlin

No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred you will not discuss their shortcomings with the neighbors.
Author: Tom Thompson

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
Author: Paris Hilton

No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.
Author: Willa Cather

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat you mother!"
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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
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A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."
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Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
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Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'
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