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If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others?
Author: Dolores Huerta

If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Author: Terry Pratchett

If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
Author: I. F. Stone

If you take care of your character, your reputation will take care of itself.
Author: American Proverb

What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!
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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!
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Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!
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What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!
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