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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Often we can achieve an even better result when we stumble yet are willing to start over, when we don't give up after a mistake, when something doesn't come easily but we throw ourselves into trying, when we're not afraid to appear less than perfectly pol
Author: Sharon Salzberg

To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off.
Author: Nancy Friday

I don't play accurately-any one can play accurately- but I play with wonderful expression. As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a Radical to remove all that is bad. I seek to preserve property and to respect order, and I equally decry the appeal to the passions of the many or the prejudices of the few.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
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What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !
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Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
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