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If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be a wretch indeed who will not give them to him. Such a disposition is like lighting another man's candle by one's own, which loses none of its brilliancy by what the other gains.
Author: William Penn

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful of water.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work.
Author: William Shakespeare

If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.
Author: Betty Friedan

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes